The Playboy Interview: The Essentials by Playboy

Author:Playboy [Playboy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2012-11-22T00:00:00+00:00

Playboy: Would you like to have kids of your own one day?

Martin: I don’t want any kids. It’s a lifetime job. People have kids and go off and do something else. Or they’re too stupid to raise them. Every time you think that you might want to have kids, go to a restaurant and sit next to one. You just don’t want one.

Playboy: What’s the most enjoyable thing you can have done to you without fearing the consequences?

Martin: Get a massage. It’s the one thing that feels good that doesn’t lead to trouble. If you smoke, you get cancer. If you eat desserts, you get fat. If you fuck, she gets pregnant or you get involved. A massage—you pay for it and it feels great. It’s the one thing that doesn’t have a bad consequence unless it loosens a clot that goes to your heart.

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